May 2013
Oh brain, you do pick fun times to decide to relive all the things that led to you being diagnosed with depression. I mean, it’s not like I need to sleep or anything. Please, remember every instance of bullying/crippling shyness/people being shit over the last 20 FUCKING YEARS.
It’s 2am. I’m so fucking tired.
So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made...
fuckingmultiverse:
letsgivethesekidsashow:
honeychildplease:
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
To my followers, I am so sorry about the Eurovision spam.
Except that bit where I’m not.
EUROVISION FOREVER!!
morgrana:
you see in the UK it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
esmethenotsogreat:
Sweden: where Final Fantasy characters exist in real life
Wow, they just gave in there didn’t they, sorry last few countries.
No wait, we just remembered they existed.
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ifearnofish:
the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
the-eleventh-blog:
“ALRIGHT GET ON WITH IT”
graham doesn’t give any shits at all anymore it’s just slowly deteriorated
whilelifepassesby:
okay
‘The Winner Takes It All’
Bit harsh guys…
the-eleventh-blog:
and this is where graham norton get’s really sarcastic
I feel like at this point Sweden has lost the plot.
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WHAT THE SHIT IRELAND?
mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill:
kahterinepierce:
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
germany
mrchrispine:
lawrencr:
we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more
best party ever
and alcohol is free
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himaryua:
theres some deep sexual tension between this man and his shadow in a box
the-eleventh-blog:
SHE JUST GOT CARRIED ON BY A GIANT
A GIANT WHO HATES HIS JOB
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lockwie:
lockwie:
can i ship azerbaidjan with his dancer?
woman in red cockblocking
no
my ship is sinking
Greeeeeeeeeeece
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“There’s a man on a box, a man in a box, and a woman who should have really...”
– Graham Norton (via colfr)
was anyone else secretly hoping for bonnie to just change her mind and “TURN AROUUUUUUND”
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How did one of the Horrible Histories characters end up on Eurovision?
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I see Hungarian sent it’s hipsters.
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hiluxy:
eurovision is about musi-
bennetwilcox:
welcome to europe
“Just because you could do something, doesn’t mean you should.”
– Graham Norton about Dracula: the musical (via oswin-oswald)
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Here’s UK. I’m already so embarrassed.
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Dub step and falsetto! BRING IT FUCKING ON!!
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samandriel:
THIS GON BE GOOD
R
the-eleventh-blog:
HE’S LIKE THE VILLAIN THAT COMES TO CURSE YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD
Why yes I am watching Eurovision. Why yes I do love it. Why yes it’s mostly for Graham Norton’s snark.
leychal:
we all know who the real star of eurovision is
neilpatrickharry:
pancakebatters:
I just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out through songs”
i find it hilarious that it worked
Happy Eurovision Song Contest, and may your...
cactuar: ambushes me
cactuar: runs away
me: ???
missnk:
becdecorbin:
tytonidaeus:
Every time I see one of those posts about English television being universally incredible, I want to remind everyone that Mr. Blobby was a thing that happened.
NK is my personal Mr. Blobby. (or Grim Reaper. They’re one and the same, really)
You rang?
