Oh brain, you do pick fun times to decide to relive all the things that led to you being diagnosed with depression. I mean, it’s not like I need to sleep or anything. Please, remember every instance of bullying/crippling shyness/people being shit over the last 20 FUCKING YEARS. It’s 2am. I’m so fucking tired.
So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made...
fuckingmultiverse: letsgivethesekidsashow: honeychildplease: I’m quite pleased with this. Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag. WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
To my followers, I am so sorry about the Eurovision spam. Except that bit where I’m not. EUROVISION FOREVER!!
morgrana: you see in the UK it’s not about winning it’s about not coming last
esmethenotsogreat: Sweden: where Final Fantasy characters exist in real life
Wow, they just gave in there didn’t they, sorry last few countries. No wait, we just remembered they existed.
ifearnofish: the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
the-eleventh-blog: “ALRIGHT GET ON WITH IT” graham doesn’t give any shits at all anymore it’s just slowly deteriorated
‘The Winner Takes It All’ Bit harsh guys…
the-eleventh-blog: and this is where graham norton get’s really sarcastic
I feel like at this point Sweden has lost the plot.
WHAT THE SHIT IRELAND?
mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill: kahterinepierce: but if greece wins who pays for eurovision next year????? germany
mrchrispine: lawrencr: we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more best party ever and alcohol is free
himaryua: theres some deep sexual tension between this man and his shadow in a box
the-eleventh-blog: SHE JUST GOT CARRIED ON BY A GIANT A GIANT WHO HATES HIS JOB
lockwie: lockwie: can i ship azerbaidjan with his dancer? woman in red cockblocking no my ship is sinking
There’s a man on a box, a man in a box, and a woman who should have really...– Graham Norton (via colfr)
was anyone else secretly hoping for bonnie to just change her mind and “TURN AROUUUUUUND”
How did one of the Horrible Histories characters end up on Eurovision?
I see Hungarian sent it’s hipsters.
hiluxy: eurovision is about musi-
bennetwilcox: welcome to europe
Just because you could do something, doesn’t mean you should.– Graham Norton about Dracula: the musical (via oswin-oswald)
Here’s UK. I’m already so embarrassed.
Dub step and falsetto! BRING IT FUCKING ON!!
samandriel: THIS GON BE GOOD R
the-eleventh-blog: HE’S LIKE THE VILLAIN THAT COMES TO CURSE YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD
Why yes I am watching Eurovision. Why yes I do love it. Why yes it’s mostly for Graham Norton’s snark.
leychal: we all know who the real star of eurovision is
neilpatrickharry: pancakebatters: I just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out through songs” i find it hilarious that it worked
Happy Eurovision Song Contest, and may your...
cactuar: ambushes me
cactuar: runs away
missnk: becdecorbin: tytonidaeus: Every time I see one of those posts about English television being universally incredible, I want to remind everyone that Mr. Blobby was a thing that happened. NK is my personal Mr. Blobby. (or Grim Reaper. They’re one and the same, really) You rang?